ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
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I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
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After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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