I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
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Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
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