One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
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You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
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Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
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