No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
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Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
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she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
why is half of my head shaved?
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