We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
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grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
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We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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