I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
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it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
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Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
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