Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
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couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
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Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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