Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
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Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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