woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
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If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
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Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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