Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
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I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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