am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
i think she is mad at you for trying to take a shit in the back seat of her car
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
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Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
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Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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