you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
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her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
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I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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