i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
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I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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