Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
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I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
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Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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