Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
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did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
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you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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