Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
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He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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