Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
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come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
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Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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