cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
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The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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