the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
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We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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