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fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
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He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
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