Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
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Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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