Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
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I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
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Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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