turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
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Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
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Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
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