So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
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After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
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You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
For future reference, don't put tape on your nipples. Ouch.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
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