their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
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Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
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I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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