my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
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Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
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Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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