At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
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It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
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You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
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