He asked me if I "almost moaned"
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
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We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
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I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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