yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
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My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
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"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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