This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
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so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
So apparently I’m into choking now
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
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