Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
dude she snuck out while I was still sleeping then was banging on the door 10 minutes later cuz her car was brokedown. how was I suppose to recognize her??
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
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Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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