I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
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i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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