At least make sure they are 18
Why
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
Randomize