Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
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Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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