I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
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Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
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It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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