so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
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