we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
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doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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