Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
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Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
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Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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