you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
any plan I had today of being a productive member of society, I am officially throwing out the window.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
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Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
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