oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
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We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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