ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
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He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
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You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
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