May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
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drinking out of a sandbucket again
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
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All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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