is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
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this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
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Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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