He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
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We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
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Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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