tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
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I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
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YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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