I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
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