a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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