No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
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There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
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Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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