I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Just invented taco cereal.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
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show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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