look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
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I just found the gloves and lightbulb I stole. Did you pee on a ATM inside a bank?
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
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Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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